Time Bomb: (noun) A bomb designed to explode at a preset time.

Billy Ray Cyrus is denying allegations that he forcibly removed Lindsay Lohan's phone number from daughter Miley Cyrus's cell phone after the two met at a Grammy party last month.

Cyrus, 46, emphasized that he wants his kids to think of him as a "best friend." "I wanna be the person [Miley] wants to talk to," he told Seacrest. Fifteen-year-old Miley has a lot of friends, and "I just want to be one of those friends."

That's great and all, but guess what? You're not her friend -- you're her parent. And as a parent, your number one goal should be to keep your kid as far away as fucking possible from Lindsay Lohan. But whatever. I guess if you're dealing with a ticking time bomb regardless, throwing a little napalm into the mix is really -- at worst -- only going to accelerate the inevitable.