Undead
Undead: (Noun) The body of a dead
person given the semblance of life by a
supernatural force, but mute and will-less, such as a zombie.
Well I hope you're all fricking happy -- with your fancy drugs, nuclear power and death metal. We all knew this day would come one way or another. Yes, the zombie revolution is finally upon us. Here is one of the first images of the undead to be captured by a photographer over in London, England, shortly before he was mauled to death. It's only a matter of time before this epidemic makes it over to the States, so the next time you see me I'll probably be banging into walls like a Roomba and muttering something about brains.
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please, please, please stop showing closeups of her face on the main page and without a warning.
its disgusting, and I dont mind that you use to make fun of her, but hell, give us some kind of warning or option not to see that.
I'm sorry seth ... I'd like to do that, but unfortunately there's a little thing called "journalistic integrity" which prevents me from doing so. I do hope you understand.
Tremendous Roomba reference, Stace.....just tremendous.
I generally think Winehouse is a mess, but I do feel for her on this one thing.
I had bad acne in my 20's and felt terribly self-conscious when I had to go out. I'd spend literally hours trying to cover-up with makeup - and there was no chance MY pizza-face would be plastered all over the tabloids and the net!
So for this at least, she has my sympathy (and yes, I do know it's not acne...)