Valuable: (Adjective) Worth a great deal of money.

Well, the verdict's in! A Los Angeles judge has named 18-month-old Dannielynn as sole heir to Anna Nicole Smith's estate, likely making her the most valuable baby in the history of all time.

"We and Mr. Stern always believed that Anna Nicole never intended to disinherit her daughter,"' Stern's lawyer, Bruce S. Ross, said after Tuesday's hearing. "I'm pleased to say this chapter in the saga is closed."

The sad thing about this is that in addition to all that money, Dannielynn also inherited Anna Nicole's rich gene tapestry -- which will probably result in her blowing the entire fortune on magic beans or beef jerky or something. But the really sad thing about this is that I still eat chick peas out of the can for lunch and some retarded baby out there is a multi-millionaire.