Watersports (Noun) Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

Man, you gotta love Jenna Fischer, who is using her newfound stardom for good, notably by turning a prick's urine steam back onto himself. See, back in the day, after a fresh-faced Jenna moved from St. Louis to L.A., she was approached at a party by a shitty Hollywood screenwriter, Shem Bitterman, writer of such box-office hits as Halloween 5 and Lenexa, 1 Mile. Anyway, Shem asked Jenna if she'd be willing to do a raunchy sex scene; Jenna declined, remarking that she wouldn't do anything that'd disappoint her parents. Bitterman's response:

A real actress would say yes. A real actress would piss herself onstage if that's what it took. Sylvester Stallone did porn. Shelley Winters pissed herself onstage. Every play, every movie I write has nudity in it. You know why? Because that's how I know if I'm working with real actors. You're not a real actress. You should just go home. You don't have what it takes. (Source)

Well, I guess she showed you, Bittermuch. She's been in more movies in the last two years than Bitterman has written over the last 20. And to drive the nail into the skull of that shitheel's ego, in an interview with Playboy, Jenna proposed angry watersports:

What an asshole, I should have told him, 'How about I piss on your face? Does that make me a real actress? Let's try that. I'll do that right here. I'll do that today.' Bring me Shem Bitterman."

I wouldn't tempt the guy, Jenna. At this point in his career (his next movie stars Fred Durst and Chris Klein, if that says anything), he'd probably welcome a piss on the face from a "real actress," if only because it's the closest he's gonna get to one.

Rock on, Jenna.