Who? (Pronoun) What or which person or people, as in: who the fuck is that?

In other divorce news, Kimora Lee Simmons filed for divorce from her estranged husband, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. Wait, who?? Kimora told reporters recently:

"I'm in the paper every single week - that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends, or that I'm pregnant, or that I demand Fiji water … Lies upon lies upon lies." (Source)

Back up a second. As a gossip blogger, it's kind of my job to care and report on these things, and I'm just figuring out now who the hell Kimora Lee Simmons is. But even then, I still don't know why she is. Maybe it would help if she started waving her meat curtains all over the place, or released a sex tape or really bad music video. Hey, it worked work Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag. I don't even have to google "Kardashian" anymore to figure out how to spell it!

More of Kimora at the launch of her fragrance earlier this month. Wait, she has a fragrance??