Wibble

emmawatson.jpgWibble (Verb) The state of becoming emotionally overwhelmed -- often followed by a silence because the individual is unable to find the words to speak properly. Characterized by the trembling of lips and chin.

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson! Young Lady! Put on some goddamn clothes, girl. Did your Daddy let you out of the house looking like that? Did he see where that skirt ended half-a-block from your knee? You  best just march your ass right back in the house right this second and put on some respectable clothes. No -- you heard me! Don't stick your bottom lip out me. Are you wibbling? Suck it up, Emma. When you turn 18, you can dress anyway you like, but for the next month and five days, you best not be dressing like you're getting ready for the next Harry Potter Porno. Now, cover your ass before it catches cold.

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9 Comments


Agent Scully said:

Aw, common now, don't pick on Hermione! She's so cute.


cockroach said:

She's legal; leave of you puritan Americans!


cockroach said:

*in the UK


Dick Richards said:

Look, Dominatrix (Stacey), Emma's going to be eighteen next month -- yeah, I know her birthdate because I'm an in-love stalker. If she wants to show her body, then, by god, please, Emma, show me; please show me your body! I'll put my mouth on you! I want you to have your first oragasm, oh please!

I'm no ugly. Well, I'm not really attractive, but we're splitting hairs; please!

I'm so lonely. Please!


lol said:

Wh... yeah, I uhh...

I mean, wow man.

That's like... I just...

Man... seriously... what the fuck.


JanetFaust said:

The pics outside the vehicle make the dress look a decent length at least. I think this is a case of it riding up when she sat down. You can tell she's terrified the front is going to gape or sink though...it doesn't look comfortable at all! Invest in double stick boob tape, honey!


trilbynhiss said:

Am I the only one to notice those are some ugly ass shoes?

Yeah, apparently I am.


S said:

@trilbynhiss - I think her shoes are alright for jeans, or maybe a dark casual outfit, but for a confectionery fairy ensemble, EWWW! Same for the clunky bracelet.

PS: Someone please feed her human food. When I see 'Hermonie', she's a strong-willed woman-to-be, ferociously loyal to her friends, and unafraid to fight injustice and evil. But when I just looked at 'Emma', I saw an Olsen twin in-the-making. At least her hair and skin still look healthy (for a little while longer at least -- please feed this beautiful and talented young lady some healthy food, and maybe a nap too, and don't let her become a trashy drunken junkee tart).


RaraAvis said:

Trilbynhiss, no, you're not the only one to notice the shoes - just the first to mention them. May I be second? Those are some god-awful, cheap-ass-looking shoes!

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