Aaawkward: (Adjective) Causing or feeling extreme embarrassment or uncomfortableness; extra A's added for emphasis.

Nothing says aaawkward like getting drunkenly mauled by your best friend's husband. Although if my best friend's husband were Will Arnett, I can't say I'd mind all that much. It's got to be better than say -- and not to name any names -- a certain lying, philandering mooch with stank breath and excessive body hair. And I know you stole my wallet that time, asshole.