You know, I think it's just swell that Britney Spears is getting her shit together. But isn't there anyone at Bally Total Fitness® who can give her a rundown on the correct and safe utilization of a treadmill? It's like, sunglasses: check. Some kind of strings or shit hanging down off her pants: check. Maybe she should try texting or eating a sandwich while she's at it. No sense in having a huge treadmill catastrophe if you don't get ham and lettuce all over the place.