Birthday Wish
Birthday Wish: (Noun) An invocation or recitation of a hope or desire a person makes on their special day.So what does a billionaire octogenarian with three blonde, twenty-something live in girlfriends wish for on his birthday? If I had to wager a guess, I'd say a nice bowl of creamed corn and maybe getting to watch "The Price is Right." Because, I'm not entirely sure he's not being held against his own will at this point.
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OMG I LOVE the picture with the "sporty" girlfriend. Hef is clutching on to her and she's clutching onto a bottle of booze. Hilarious!
Am I the only one who doesn't find these girls that attractive, and could honestly not be less interested in what hef and his barbies are doing on a day to day basis? Just curious...
Nope, you're not the only one. I think they're a bunch glorified skanks and dumb as a box of staples.
They're like cheap knockoffs of real Playmates. You can tell they're supposed to be Playmates, but once you take a close look, you know they aren't really.
I know what Hef wants for his birthday. Viagra Helper.