Blogger's Envy: (Psychoanalysis) What occurs when a gossip blogger is unfairly and excessively mean to celebrities, purportedly due to jealousy.

Because it wasn't enough making countless nauseatingly cute appearances together in television shows, movies and GAP advertisements -- *cough* -- Will Arnett and Amy Poehler are now having a baby together. Isn't that just fucking precious? Oh, and I'm sure it will be the cutest and funniest baby ever to walk the Earth, and next Christmas they'll probably do a sequel GAP ad with their stupid adorable infant wrapped up in brightly colored, striped merino. Way to throw it in our faces, you stinkin' jerks. Oh, and congratulations. I guess.

More of the delightfully goddamn charming couple at the Baby Mama premiere: