Boats
Boats: (Noun) Abnormally large feet or shoes.Paris Hilton and her gigantic, size 11 boats hit London with Punk Rock Powder last night. So... Do you think she's aware that those shoes make her feet look like Minnie Mouse's feet or do you think she did that on purpose? If Mickey was covered in stupid tattoos and wore sunglasses indoors at night, you'd never be able to tell them apart.
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Fuckin' a, people! Let us please stick to making fun of what she does every day as opposed to her genetic makeup. Point being, I totally want those shoes but they probably don't come in my size as I wear a fucking 12. So ease up, or tell me where to find those shoes in my size. Cuz 11 ain't shit.
Note: I am NOT defending her, but all us big-footed normal people out here just get fuckin' resentful sometimes. There is nothing weird about her feet other than that they are attached to HER.
Well if it makes you feel any better, yesterday I made fun of someone's rosacea and I have rosacea. Not nearly as bad as that freak, of course, but I guess my point is that it's nothing personal.
When Paris Hilton offers oh so many angles from which to mock her, I am always baffled at your commitment to shame her size-11 feet. That's a leeetle sexist, don't you think. Her life is a personification of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot," and I really think you could fire away with something much more relevant and, well, tasteful. Paris is the kind of mean girl who would mock the size of someone's body part; don't be that kid!
And yes, I have enormous feet, but they look pretty good with long, slim legs.
I think you get it by now... but seriously, lay off the feet. Those shoes are beautiful and hey, Minnie Mouse isn't exactly a Montag-esque feminist icon, but at least she knows the general basics of public conduct... there are worse people after whom Hilton might model herself.