Butt Spackler
Butt Spackler (Profession) Man or woman charged with keeping a model's ass nicely buffed and polished for the camera. Giselle Bundchen's butt spackler, ladies and gentlemen! The hardest job in show business.
Butt Spackler (Profession) Man or woman charged with keeping a model's ass nicely buffed and polished for the camera. 
You couldn't pay me.
Remind me never to come here again after drinking a margarita. I'm dying here!
Gimme a effing break! Someone gets paid for that?
Can't she buff her own ass?