Cash Cow: (Noun) A person or organization that is a source of easy profit.

Britney Spears got the bill for the latest never-ending wave of lawyers tending to her affairs, and guess what? It's probably more than what your house costs! Ha ha ha!

A Los Angeles court on Thursday ordered payment of nearly $400,000 to the numerous lawyers involved in Britney Spears's affairs -- with the pop star footing the bill. All the attorneys have been working on the case for less than three months. (Source)

I think I'm going to start my own infomercial, "One Step to Financial Freedom," and it'll be like, "Step One: Meet or know Britney Spears in any capacity whatsoever." I'll make millions! See? That's the beauty of my plan. You don't even need to know know her. Invoking the name alone brings untold riches.

More of the cash cow working out at Bally Total Fitness® earlier this week: