Certifiable: (Adjective) Officially recognized as needing treatment for a mental disorder; crazy.

In a shocking turn of events, Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old wife who he didn't have sex with, Shannon Price, are getting divorced. Also, they're doing it on "Divorce Court," so we all get to watch! Yes!

"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too." (Source)

With all due respect to the sanctity of the bench, I don't know if the esteemed "Divorce Court" is the way to go here. The marital woes of a certifiable, middle-aged, celibate midget and his trashy, semi-retarded young bride seem like more of a job for Springer, if you ask me. Maybe throw in a midget stripper and some wedding cake for them to throw around and you've got ratings gold!

The couple in happier times: