Comeback (Noun) Return by a celebrity to some previously successful activity.

You hear that bass line, y'all. The one that sounds suspiciously like David Bowie's "Under Pressure." It's getting louder. Louder. LOUDER! Dum dum dum da da dum dum!

That's Robert Van Winkle on the comeback trail. He's huffing. He's puffing. He's rumbling and bumbling. He's ...   

What? He assaulted his wife?

The 40-year-old, whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, was arrested for domestic battery after his wife Laura Van Winkle made an emergency call to police claiming that he was hitting and kicking her. (Source)

He wasn't "hitting and kicking"! Those were Vanilla Ice's new dance moves. He's back -- and those are his brand new inventions -- he's flowing like a harpoon daily and nightly! Rocking the mic like a vandal! Come on, Laura -- you should've known when you married him that he was deadly when he plays a dope melody. Love it or leave it, you better gain weight. He's goes crazy when he hears a cymbal! Did you play a cymbal?

Oh, hell: Damnit Vanilla Ice. You're just another wife-beating "thug." Your brain is dead, like a poisonous mushroom. Douchebag.