Creative: (Adjective) Of a person having good imagination or original ideas.

Madonna said in a radio interview last week that her husband Guy Ritchie went through a period of not wanting to have sex because he was on "The Cookie Diet," in which the dieter is supposed eat nothing but four cookies a day for three weeks straight.

So yeah, I don't know what eating cookies has to do with not having sex with Madonna either, but clearly Guy is mighty desperate to be getting this creative. I guess there's only so many times you can use the ol' headache alibi to explain why your penis left behind a GONE FISHIN' note and cloud of dust when it got the hell out of dodge. I guess the old saying is true: "Avoiding servicing the Beast is the mother of invention."