Cruel Photographer Experiments with Zoom Button

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Loob said:

I know her chin can't be helped, but I don't understand why she hasn't had a nose job. I mean they can definitely afford it, and even people who DON'T need one routinely get them in Hollywood, so all her friends have probably had one.
A surgeon might be able to make her look less scary somehow.


Ling said:

Wow, I can see her inner Demi FIGHTING to get out! Toil on, my dear.
The extensions were a good choice.


The Kilted Yaksman said:

From the cheekbones up, and the neck down, she's attractive. If she just didn't have Robert Z'Dar's chin...


Looks like Dr Frankenstein finally got Mr Potato Head's message and manufactured him the perfect wife. Are you frickin kidding me? Something is WAAAAY wrong with this girl. I swear to God that Demi more had a vibrator made from a potato or something because this is not normal. And even scarier, I think she has had some plastic surgery to IMPROVE her appearance. Here's a newsflash: You can take a 73 Pinto to Econo Paint and Body and no matter how long you leave it...it ain't coming out a corvette. I know, I know....At any moment Bruce Willis will be knocking on my door to whip my ass. But damn, Bruce...even you gotta wonder if she's yours. Right, buddy? Please don't kill me.

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True_Blue said:

When I saw the close-up of Rumer's face, for a moment I thought it was from a CGI movie--specifically Final Fantasy (2001). Totally incomprehensible storyline, but great CGI, and female characters have eyes like Rumer's in that photo (and the totally black long hair).

Then I saw her chin and pieces fell into place.


StephanieS said:

I've never been an advocate for plastic surgery, but I really think Rumer needs to get something done with her jaw. Otherwise - as she appears to want to be a celebrity - her life is going to be a parade of nasty jokes.


Mjoie said:

See that vacant look in her eyes? ...chick's not at all smart


Ling said:

Wow... jaw jokes... how very original.
Isn't the world OVER IT?
I mean, out of all things to mock, wouldn't her name be a prime target?
I've decided I like Rumer Willis, despite her never having done a thing to earn my respect, oeuvre-wise. She is trademarked as the Girl with the Funny Name and Big Jaw and dammit, she works it!!


Nathaniel R said:

I personally love her nose. Why should she get a nose job? The best beauties are always a little unusual looking. The generically pretty don't keep working past 30+ if they don't have real talent.

i'm not suggesting she has real talent... i'm just saying. Generic beauty is overrated. ESPECIALLY in Hollywood. People need to be able to remember what you look like if you hope to be a star

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