Cultural Terrorist
Cultural Terrorist (Noun) Someone who wreaks massive destruction on the American culture.
You brought this on yourselves, people. As much as we'd like to, there's nothing we can do to save you folks. He'll be doing twice-daily radio segments that will air in all the major markets during drive time. Morning and afternoon.
Pray your Gods.
He can't be stopped. If you folks don't contain him, within a year's time, he'll be "dishing" from your goddamn coffeemaker every morning for the rest of your lives. I mean, even the once respectable Hollywood Reporter is kissing this man's gigantic ass. You want to know why there are massive layoffs in print publications? Because people like Andrew Wallenstein are writing puff pieces on Hilton, instead of revealing him for what he actually is: A goddamn cultural terrorist.
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You brought this on yourselves, people. As much as we'd like to, there's nothing we can do to save you folks. He'll be doing twice-daily radio segments that will air in all the major markets during drive time. Morning and afternoon.
Pray your Gods.
He can't be stopped. If you folks don't contain him, within a year's time, he'll be "dishing" from your goddamn coffeemaker every morning for the rest of your lives. I mean, even the once respectable Hollywood Reporter is kissing this man's gigantic ass. You want to know why there are massive layoffs in print publications? Because people like Andrew Wallenstein are writing puff pieces on Hilton, instead of revealing him for what he actually is: A goddamn cultural terrorist.
Hurry Down Doomsday / The Bugs Are Taking Over
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He also has a freakin BOOK DEAL!
Where's MY book deal bitches?
This whole thing makes me want to flee the country.
sigh.
This guy's a disaster waiting to happen. Once he gets a more mainstream audience, my guess is he'll make some sort of huge fuckup with the facts, either on a relevant story (Fidel Castro dead, anyone?) or on a silly celebrity story, and either lose all credibility or get his ass sued from here 'til next Tuesday. It's painful that he's gotten as far as he has, but I have faith in his ability to self-destruct.
God maybe when he self destructs there in America he will cross the border into Canada. You know we are sometimes behind in things like the upcoming apocalypse and Perez being the bringer of doom. I'm gonna assemble a team of sharpshooter and snipers just in case.