Debasement (Verb) To lower in character, quality, or value; degrade.

Here's the latest cover shoot for Neanderthalian fuckwit magazine, Maxim, and what interests me most about the photo above is the pull quote from Elisha Cuthbhert: "I guess I should apologize that I don't have a sex tape."

Is this Elisha's way of sarcastically speculating that her popularity isn't what it should be because she hasn't fucked on film yet? Well, first of all: You're on the fucking cover of Maxim, which is basically one step removed from a sex tape, darling.

And second of all, you do have a sex tape, it's called Captivity, and it's vile, repellent, odious, horrid, and more morally offensive than Paris Hilton, Pamela Lee, and Kim Kardashian's sex tape combined, because at least they seemed to be enjoying the sex. Captivity was a sex tape designed for sick fucks who get their rocks off on something worse than simple objectification, they get off on the debasement of women. And you, Elisha, made it possible for men to equate tits and ass with the degradation and torture of a woman for entertainment's sake.

So yeah: Fuck you, Elisha. Don't grab your boob for a photo shoot and then try to come off as morally superior to Paris Hilton and her ilk.