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Rumors are spreading that Ashlee Simpson is considering another foray into reality TV, following in her sister's footsteps by doing a "Newlyweds" type show with Pete Wentz.

So basically, I just thought I'd use this an excuse to post the above clip again. Watch it. No really, watch. Now image a whole hour of that. I would rather staple my eyelids to my face and have hot wax poured into my ears than watch even a minute more of that. The only thing a Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz TV show would be good for is interrogating suspects at Guantanamo. They'll be begging for the fun and carefree days of waterboarding.

The world's dumbest assholes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner: