Freakish
Freakish: (Adjective) Bizarre or grotesque; abnormal.Ever wonder if Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have to sit around and try to think up new ways of being creepy, or that they're just so good at it that it comes natural? This past weekend, the twins attended the wedding of stylist Estee Stanley wearing these freakish masks. Naturally. What, you were expecting a delicate touch of Baby's Breath in their hair?
You know it's only a matter of time before the two of them hole up into some Whatever Happened to Baby Jane mansion, and years later cops find that one of them had been dead for about a decade after discovering the mummified remains still wearing a giant pair of sunglasses and a burnt out Marlboro Red clutched between its corpsey lips.
Refugees from a Japanese horror film at Fashion Week earlier this year:
Not to defend these weirdo troll girls, but I think, it's a little misleading to not mention that there were a lot of other freaks wearing these kabuki masks too. I saw a picture of the wedding party or whatever, and they were all wearing them!
Hmm. True, but how do we know it wasn't the Olsens' idea in the first place? The fact is, we just can't say. So, freakish mask trolls they are!