Freudian Slip: (Noun) An unintentional error revealing subconscious feelings.

Pete Wentz is denying rumors that hit the internet yesterday which revealed that fiancée Ashlee Simpson is supposedly pregnant. Wentz tells MTV News:

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood," he wrote. "This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it." (Source)

What, what now? Well now that he mentions it, I can't wait for the story about him being in a gay relationship, either. Do tell! Who's the lucky fella, Pete? It'll be a nice break from these filthy, vicious lies about him putting his penis into an icky vagina, that's for sure.

The poster child for virile heterosexuality at the launch of his new womens clothing line earlier this week: