Gag Me with a Spoon: (Exclamation) Describes something as being sickeningly lame to the point of vomitous.

Ugh. Just when you thought this Paris Hilton/Benji Madden crap couldn't get any worse, Paris recently told reporters that Punk Rock Powder wrote a love song for her. BUH. ARF.

"He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio," Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me." (Source)

That's funny, I thought Good Charlotte already wrote a love song for Paris Hilton called "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" when he sings about stupid rich celebrities who get away with everything and robbing their mansions.  OK, I guess that wasn't actually a love song... But it's probably nicer than the love song I wrote for Paris that goes, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hope you die, you worthless skank."

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