Please to be explaining why Maggie is considered "hot".

Ummm is it just me or is Liv lookin pregnant?

G's dress looks like she tucked the front hem like a hillbilly napkin

Well, this can't be for a magazine. She doesn't 'do' them, right? Or am I thinking of a different kind of 'do'. As in, I'll pretend that I don't deign to reading the only source of profit for me, since people don't pay to see my films.

hahaha! Worst photo shoot ever. The editor must have had an ulcer trying to goad the photoshoppers to fix whatever caused this extravaganza of exhaustion and utter boredom.

I love how uncomfortable Maggie looks touching Gwyneth's shoulder...she's all, 'okay, I totally know I'm summoning more character and grace than these two, but they are so giving me the I'm prettier vibes, like I give a shit...ah fuck it, sears pose number seven. Are we done yet, this feels creepy.'