Hate: (Verb) feel intense or passionate dislike for someone.

In the past three days Ashlee Simpson's alleged pregnancy has been confirmed and denied like a half-dozen times. People is now reporting that it's true again, meanwhile Ashlee made the following statement on MTV's TRL yesterday:

“For me, that's something that I didn't ever want to respond to, because I think it's an inappropriate question," Simpson said. "Some things, you want to keep personal," she added, "and I think that when people deny [reports], it's probably because it's something they want to keep personal." (Source)

Slow clap: spoken like someone is isn't totally manipulating and exploiting the media for attention. I don't even care if the stupid bitch is pregnant anymore, but you know what? If she is, I hope their fracking baby is born with its heart on the outside of its body. Oh, and a tail too, but I guess it would inherit that from daddy either way.

Ass-face trolling around NYC last night, coincidentally wearing an belly-ambiguous top: