Hypocrisy
Hypocrisy: (Noun) The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.In response to the risqué Vanity Fair photos hitting newsstands this week, the Cyrus camp is taking the old "Best Defense is a Good Offense" ploy by claiming ignorance to the nature of the photos. As in, the photos that were taken of them, that they oversaw and participated in. Aghast, I tell you!
"My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed." (Source)
I guess not all photos can display the kind of good taste and judgment as the titty shots Miley herself posts on the internet. I'm surprised they just don't accuse Annie Leibovitz of witchcraft or slipping her roofies. "My shirt just accidentally fell off and I covered myself with this sheet! I had no idea she was shooting!" Hey assholes, maybe the shoot was artistic. Not in the pretty, Thomas Kincade way you redneck fucks are akin to -- but in a way that says: "Here's your Whore of Babylon, America. The one you created: take a look! Naked, at fifteen years old! And posing seductively with her father!"
Lick it up, people. Lick. It Up.
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THAT, my friend, was a GREAT post.
yeeeah, that was very Abby of you! Good one.
um... i don't know about you, but I lay on my daddy like that all the time... NOT!
they just replaced jess simpson's dad as the incester of the year.
I'm gonna assume that last line was a Heathers reference.
Love it.
Oh Lord, those pictures with her dad are CREEPY....
excellent post
"Titty-shots"?? Um, excuse me, but would you mind not out and out lying? Your endless shrieking is boring enough, but the out and out lying just exposes you for all time as a douchey tool who likes dirty ass to mouth sex.
The thing is, the header shot is artistic. It is beautifully lit and shot like an oil painting. Using an obviously naked fifteen year old was a poor choice, but neither my husband nor I see that picture as sexual. Her back is bony and arced forward, not back, showing texture. She is well covered, more covered than in some of her red-carpet dresses. Her hair looks dark and wild, but in more of a freal way than a sexpot bedhead way. Her shoulders are canted in toward each other, and her chest in shadow si it is not a focal point.
It bugs me that they would act like they didn't get an artistic shoot, because that shot is. The others are kind of bland but overall wholesome. Bottom line is, if you don't want a potentially risque shot, don't get naked and wrapped in a sheet in front of a photographer.
While I agree that her self-published Myspace pics are far more unseemly, they aren't "titty-shots" either.
THIS, is a titty shot. Why, because she's pulling out a titty. That's what a titty shot is... a shot of a titty, perhaps two, occasionally corralled by a fuzzy green bra. http://blogofhilarity.com/04/2008/miley_cyrus_wants_to_flash_you.php
I know, Trevor, right? I totally googled "Miley Cyrus" and "titty-shots" and ended up in this weak place too, bro. I thought I'd full-on get to see teen titty, but oh, well, I just get insightful criticism. What a cockblock.
Don't worry, brozilla. Three more years, and she's full-on Playboy style, brozinchilla.
If it was purely arty farty she wouldn't have tousled hair and stupid fuckme lipstick smudged all over her lips. Sure is pretty though, she looks like her daddy just sold you her cherry in a high-class brothel. ... but you know, really high class, like Paris in the 20s or something. Oil painting my freckled ass.
That's two this year that Annie Leibovitz has gotten in trouble for.
Anyone rememeber the other?
TRUE!