Imagination: (Noun) The ability of the mind to be creative or resourceful.

By now you've probably heard that CNN personality Richard Quest was interrupted from a leisurely stroll about Central Park early Friday morning, when it came to the attention of law enforcement that he was, well, there -- since the park was closed at the time. And, you may have also heard that he had meth and a sex toy on his person as well as a rope tied from around his neck to his wiener. Says the New York Post:

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

It wasn't immediately clear?! I would think that a beacon of journalism like the New York Post would be just a little more capable of using their imagination. Hell. Around here at Webster's, we call a little "dick on a rope" fun "Tuesday night."