Intelligence: (Noun) Capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc.

Heidi Montag recently revealed to Us Magazine -- always the apogee of relevance and newsworthiness -- that she'll be voting for John McCain in the upcoming presidential election because she's a republican and McCain has "a lot of experience."

Wow. This demonstrates a level of intelligence and comprehension we just haven't come to expect from Heidi Montag. In fact, I'm pretty much shocked she didn't say she was voting for "President Spencer" or Abraham Lincoln.

Here's Stupid, Slutty Gloria Steinem showing off what a feminist hero she is at Perez Hilton's birthday party last month: