L-Bomb: (Noun) A euphemism for the word love; typically used when unwanted or unexpected.

Paris Hilton dropped the L-bomb on Punk Rock Powder via her myspace page yesterday. Poor sucker probably never knew what hit him.

I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better! :) It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart. I love Good Charlotte, they rock!!

To be fair, the list of things Paris Hilton "loves" also includes sparkly things, her own reflection, and size 13 kitten heels. In fact, "Benji Madden" and "Good Charlotte" probably rank somewhere just below "Clothing Imprinted With Her Own Likeness."

#22 on the list of things I love? Napalm Vagina eating it: