Lesson: (Noun) An occurrence, example, or punishment that serves or should serve to warn or encourage.

Welp, Rob Lowe's shit has officially hit the famewhoring, money-hungry fan. Yesterday the Lowes' former nanny, 24 year old Jessica Gibson, filed a lawsuit claiming the actor repeatedly exposed himself and inappropriately touched her. Oh yeah, and also? She's being represented by "Vulture to the Stars," Gloria Allred. And also? They went on the "Today Show" this morning to discuss details of the case.

This is just a big, messy shit storm that's going to drag out for months and months, and I'm already sick of hearing about it. So I just hope we can all learn a lesson from Rob Lowe's mistake, and that is never, ever hire a nanny who is more attractive than Mrs. Doubtfire. Seriously, you shouldn't even be legally allowed to be a nanny unless you're over 50 and have a glandular problem.