Loutishness
Loutishness (Adverb) Churlish, uncouth, vulgar. After days of spank sessions, three tubs of Vaseline, 18 boxes of Kleenex, and enough sweaty, pathetic loutishness to satisfy the Neanderthalian Yahweh, the boors over at FHM Magazine have finally assembled their 2008 list of Sexiest Women. And, surprise surprise! in FHM's estimation, large breasts and mild retardation were the leading qualifiers, as Megan Fox tops the list, followed by: 2) Jessica Biel, 3) Jessica Alba, 4) Elisha Cuthbert, 5) Scarlett Johansson, 6) Emmanuelle Chriqui, 7) Hilary Duff, 8) Tricia Helfer, 9) Blake Lively, and 10) Kate Beckinsale.
Ten women with nine whole brain cells between them! Thanks, FHM! If I ever have a daughter, I'll just buy her some implants and drop her on her head a few times and all but ensure her inclusion on your list!
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Dustin, can I clone you?
To be fair, I think Tricia Helfer has at least nine brain cells herself. But maybe that's what you meant.
Did I miss something? That list was the list of "Sexiest Women" right? Don't remember reading about any other requirement. It's like looking at a list of "Fastest Cars" and whining about their fuel economy or some other equally retarded aspect. Insightful!
Oi, lay off the Six hate, will ya?! She's a Cylon for crying out loud!