Number Two: (Noun) Used euphemistically to refer to feces; a turd.

Well, I always knew Mariah Carey was a big number two, and now it's official! With the release of her new single, "Touch My Body" Mariah Carey has surpassed Elvis in No. 1 singles on the Billboard singles chart, to take second place behind the Beatles.

"I really can never put myself in the category of people who have not only revolutionized music but also changed the world," Carey told The Associated Press on Tuesday via phone from London. "That's a completely different era and time ... I'm just feeling really happy and grateful." (Source)

In related news, Mariah Carey has also surpassed Elvis in number of peanut butter and bacon sandwiches eaten, total laxitives consumed, and amount of unflatteringly tight clothing worn.

Mariah pushing those horizontal stripes at a press conference earlier this week: