Prince Creepy: (Noun) An admirer who has the opposite effect of Prince Charming.

Daniel Radcliffe enlisted the aide of Sydney's Daily Telegraph Newspaper to help him find an Australian woman he met at a party recently, who apparently bolted before he could ask her out.

"She stared at me the whole night and I was going to get her number and then I couldn't find her," he said. "I must have walked around that party for an hour trying to look for this girl, like some sad pathetic dweeb."

It's just like a fairy tale come true! Except that they actually found the girl, and as it turns out she conveniently has a boyfriend of over two years. I guess when you swap out "Prince Charming" for "Harry Potter" in the 'ol Cinderella equation, the result is decidedly less romanticized. Also? If you swap out "Prince Charming" for "Cute and Spunky Gossip Blogger," and "Glass Slipper" for "Jason Bateman's Personal Garbage" -- it definitely doesn't fare any better. Believe you me on that one.