Roid Rage: (Noun) Excessive aggression and spontaneous outbursts due to the use of steroids.Jesus fucking Kabbalah. Madonna looks like she's one roid rage incident away from life without parole. The only reasonable explanations I can think of for a 50-year-old woman to look like this are living your entire life within a five mile radius of a nuclear power plant or attempting to gain entry into the
Guinness Book of World Records. But I don't think they even
take applicants for "Most Manniest Lady" anymore.
Madonna later cracked this chick's head between her bicep and forearm like a walnut:




"Most Manniest Lady"
Whilst I appreciate your appreciation for my chiseled physique, the comparisons to Madonna's require that I remove your head from your shoulders. Good day.