Shaved: (Verb) To have cut the hair off one's face with a razor.

In the most shocking news we've heard since her show on "Court TV" was canceled, Star Jones has filed for divorce from her obviously gay husband, Al Reyonds. In a statement released to "Entertainment Tonight," Jones says:

"Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone's life that requires privacy with one's thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman."

Al Reyonds on the other hand, released a statement to the effect of, "I just shaved off 175 pounds of unsightly beard and all I got was this awesome divorce settlement!" And by "released a statement" of course I mean he "announced through tears of joy to the patronage at Woody's before buying everyone a round." I'm sure deep down he was really pretty sad, though.