Shocker: (Noun) Something that shocks, esp. through being unacceptable or sensational.

Hey guys, shocker of the century: Kanye West was breastfed for too long!

He tells New York magazine, "I have liked big tits ever since I was a kid. I was breastfed for too long I think. It messed me up." (Source)

Yeah, so I think Kanye is kinda missing the point here. Don't get me wrong, I always had him pegged for breastfeeding well into elementary school -- but not because he's a "boob man." What's his next big revelation gonna be? That he enjoys the smooth, sticky feel of rubber against his skin because he had a bed-wetting problem growing up?

Crybaby McPoopypants and girlfriend Alexis Pfeiffer at Fashion Week earlier this year: