Slawsome: (Adjective) Super-awesome; awesome to the next level.

Despite having respective promising careers as fashion designer, recording artist, video game entrepreneur, advice columnist, political pundit, and movie star; Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are planning to get "back to their roots" with their very own "Newlyweds" type reality show.

"Spencer was saying, 'I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,' and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad," we're told. (Source)

I have a confession to make. While I'm sure you regular readers have noticed my newfound obsession with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, I have never actually seen a single episode of "The Hills." Not ever. And now it's just like, there are too many other people on the show who aren't Heidi and Spencer, and I feel like it's too late to jump in. Kind of like with "Lost" or something. But a show just featuring Heidi and Spencer? Now that would be totally fucking balls-out slawsome. Not only would I watch the shit out of that show, but I would engorge myself and revel in their stupidity like two girls with a cup of poo.

Frick and Frack in NYC earlier this week: