Small Penis Ring
Small Penis Ring: (Noun) A big rock given by a man to his future wife, trying to overcompensate for having a small penis.Ashlee Simpson was "spotted" with Pete Wentz in this carefully orchestrated photo op in New York yesterday, showing off her new engagement ring. I would say this is a small penis ring, but since I can't picture Pete Wentz looking like anything else but a Ken Doll down there, maybe I should call it a no penis ring. Or a sorry for checking out my ass in your jeans in the mirror for hours before crying myself to sleep on your shoulder ring. Either would be sufficient.
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You mean to tell me you've never seen his MySpace nudes? Indeed, common sense would dictate his general lack of genitalia, but there is definitely something penis-like in his pants. Unless he has a cock double.....which, now that I think about it...