Jessica Simpson admitted into the hospital for nasty zombie bite to the kidney. (IDLYITW)

For those of you wondering what Janice Dickinson's taint looks like, wonder no more. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

If, instead, you've always wondered what the love child of George Bush and Boy George looked like, wonder no more. (Pretty on the Outside)

It appears to be unpleasant-to-look-at lady day over on Yeeeah!, featuring Goldie and Amy. (Yeeeah!)

Britney spet nah starih poteh. That's right. You heard me. (kvac)

The first cast member of the updated "Beverly Hills 90210" has been revealed and he needs a haircut. (Evil Beet)

Christina Ricci looks like a cute Manga doll (Popoholic)

What everyone already knew to be true is official now: Dane Cook named unfunniest comedian alive. (Celebitchy)