Courtney Love shows off her pocketbook pharmacy. (Yeeeah!)

Heather Mills continues to push the envelope of being a reprehensible fucking human being. (Celebitchy)

Amy Winehouse shows off her Night of the Living Dead gams! (Seriously? OMG!)

Dick Cheney gets an eyeful of naked lady! (The Blemish)

Motley Crue has a new album out?? What is it, nineteen-eighty-when I gave a shit? (Rad Report)

Rachel Bilson steps out of your dreams but probably not into your car. (IDWYL)

Hell = Being forever trapped on a bus with Willy Aames, Dustin Diamond, and a hyperorgasmic Erin Moran. (Agent Bedhead)

John Travolta loves the Broadway adaptation of "The Little Mermaid." (IDLYITW)

Demolition Man is not a thinking man’s movie, so the best way to view it is after a night of heavy drinking when your brain cell count is at an all time low. (Pajiba)