Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated the Big 1-7 in style, perusing the aisles of Wal-Mart and rocking the Ruby Tuesdays on a Saturday! (Yeeeah!)

George Clooney's girlfriend is not a stripper -- she just likes to take her clothes off. (IDLYITW)

Gerard Butler just lost about 47 credibility points -- see who he's dating now. (Celebitchy)

Get your hipster on, peeps. Pitchfork.tv beta launched today, and Radiohead kicks it off. (Pitchfork)

Marc Jacobs takes out his aggression on Posh Spice. World snickers. (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

Hey Parents! A little reassurance that it's OK to get a little shitfaced in front of the little ones every once in awhile. In fact: It's American. (Offsprung)

Brandon Davis is Jabba the Hut. (Pretty on the Outside)

Heather Mills' nubbin gets nude photo spread. (Celebrity Smack)

God -- so ill. So fucking ill. Perez Hilton interviewed on CNN, used as legitimate news source. Kill me dead. Twice. (Deus Ex Malcontent)