Justin Timberlake to meet with Britney Spears, reminisce about the good old days. (Seriously? OMG!)

Linsday Lohan has, sadly, resorted to panhandling, recycling aluminum cans. (Pretty Boring)

Tina Fey's dream comes true! Sadly, that dream involves Oprah Winfrey. (Celebitchy)

Renee Zellwegger finally breaks down, hires a professional booger cleaner. (Yeeeah!)

Nathaniel revisits Hollywood through the eyes of Vanity Fair in 1999. (The Film Experience)

Hannah Cyrus got her some new choppers. Oh, Life's a caberet! (Celebwarship)

Harrison in Shia totalno zadeta med snemanjem filma! (KVAK)

Mike Myers to host MTV Music Awards, eschew cultural relevance. (Spout)