Lindsay defends girlfriend, goes lesbo-ballistic on Ashley Olsen. (Yeeeah!)

Hayden defends Paris, goes dumbass-ballistic on reporter. (Celebrity Smack)

Paris, in turn, proposes double wedding, quadruple penetration? (The Blemish)

Hillary Duff dons cowboy hat, boots, buys Starbucks like they do in the Old West. (Popoholic)

Didn't think Andrew Lloyd Webber couldn't get any more camp-kitschy? See what happens when Broadway meets Musical Hell. (Seriously? OMG!)

Wait! Ginnefer Goodwin makes the gossip blogs? Awesome. (Celebitchy)

Lilly Allen's makeover apparently washes off! (Celebwarship)

Totally! (I Don't Want Your Life)