Little 16-year-old Angelina Jolie, ladies and gentlemen. Isn't she precious? (DListed)

Now come on, Popoholic Guy: You've never heard of Minka Kelly? That's a mistake you won't make again. (Popoholic)

You know who'd make a great father? Someone recovering from a suicide attempt. Right, Owen? (Yeeeah!)

Amy Winehouse forced to move, saying she's tormented by demons. Those aren't demons, honey, they're crack bugs. (Celebitchy)

Josh Gracin bites the hand that bit him. Or whatever. American Idol! (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

Giselle Bundchen at her assiest. (Usemycomputer)

Justin Timberlake + Timbaland = Timbalake. (Pretty on the Outside)

And speaking of Justin Timberlake: Fuck. Me. Running. (IDLYITW)

"Would you like to watch a video of some dude sticking a spiky plastic device up a dead animal's ass?" We're happy to oblige. (Comedy Central Blog)