Posh Spice's kid flips off the paparazzi. Charming lad! (Seriously? OMG!)

Jake Gyllenhall throws a hissy fit. (Celebslam)

Rachel Nichols as Scarlett O'Hara from the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Simpson has something in common with your average "Real World" cast member. (Yeeeah!)

If Britney to be the new face of Bally Total Fitness, maybe she should, y'know, try taking off her sunglasses before working out. (The Blemish)

Hey, maybe Mariah Carey can give her some pointers! (Rad Report)

Jay-Z remembers why divas aren't known for their sense of humor. (Celebitchy)

Myspace: Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet. Hee hee. (Celebrity Smack)

Bottomless well of stupidity that is Heidi Montag to get butt implants. (PopOnThePop)