Jennifer Aniston sure has a knack for picking out the douchebags. (Yeeeah!)

Pink and Bai Ling have joined forces? This can't be good. (Seriously? OMG!)

Baby Mama boils down to a lot of wasted talent. (Pajiba)

Is Brooke Hogan ever not wearing a string bikini or an outfit that covers less than 10% of her flesh? (The Blemish)

How bad is J Lo hating on Halle Berry for looking this hot right now? (Celebslam)

Holy fucking creepy. (Pretty on the Outside)

Because I know you're all just dying to hear what the ladies of "The View" think of the Whore of Babylon photo shoot. (CelebritySmack)

How fucking high was the "Mac Guy" to have cheated on Drew Barrymore? (Celebitchy)

Another shotgun wedding? What ever happened to good old fashioned abortion? (HolyMoly)