Despite what the Associated Press might have you to believe, those "seductive" Miley Cyrus pics are real. (Yeeeah!)

The Lost Boys 2 is going straight to DVD. Do you think The Coreys got paid in Applebees coupons for their involvement? (Seriously? OMG!)

Ashlee Simpson: Wow! HUGE. (Usemycomputer)

Kelly Brook has finally split from Billy Zane, realizing that she was Kelly Brook and he was Billy Zane. (The Blemish)

Welcome to the Summer of the Actionless Female. (Spout)

In Japan, they don't wait for the next Subway train -- the subway cops just pack you in like sweaters in luggage. (Celebrity Smack)

Check it out: Obamacrombie and Fitch. (Pretty on the Outside)

Julie Roberts celebrates Earth Day by sharing her body odor with friends and family. (Celebitchy)

Celebrity perfume challenge! Gee, wonder who the bottle with the butterfly belongs to? (Ayyyy!)