Britney Spears is making Abby crave redneck whores derves. (Yeeeah!)

David Blaine can hold his breath all he wants, but he's still not getting a Wii. (The Blemish)

"Farmer Wants a Wife," a new reality show where... Well, the title is kind of self explanatory, but anyway it premieres on the CW tonight. I would totally watch if I weren't going to see the Kids in the Hall live. W00t! (Seriously? OMG!)

Everyone and their brother has an opinion on Mileygate. (Celebitchy)

Zooey Deschanel is totally my biggest girl crush! (usemycomputer)

Paula Abdul gets one step closer to her inevitable stint in rehab. (CelebritySmack)

Katie Holmes gets a one-way ticket to Scientology prison! (IDLYITW)

Check out the stories behind punk rock nicknames. (Agent Bedhead)

I only make fun of Christina Aguilera's clown whore make-up because I care. Or, so she would have you think. (Daily Stab)

The chick who got semi-naked in American Pie is now dating her fruity dancer partner from "Dancing With the Stars." Man, what happened there? (Hollywire)