Paris Hilton's latest product, "The Bandit," not what you think it is, if you think it's a silicone replica of her vagina. (Yeeeah!)

Ten Films still not good enough for DVD. Actually, they weren't good enough for VHS, either. (College Humor)

Britney threatens to release video diaries. Please don't, girl. We've had enough. (IDLYITW)

Did you know that gangsta rap was a ploy by the government to get black people to kill each other? If Alicia Keyes says it, it must be true. (The Blemish)

Check out Prince William's ass! (Seriously? OMG!)

Check the latest television show to make Pajiba's 15 Best Television Seasons of the Last 20 Years. Our own fantabulous Stacey wrote it, and you may be surprised to know it's not "Kids in the Hall." (Pajiba)

Former Scientologist reveals deepest darkest secret: It doesn't work. (Celebitchy)

Jessica Alba caught sucking. (Celebwarship)

Who knows if Ashlee Simpson is pregnant or not? But, now we know what Pete Wentz looks like with child. (Pretty on the Outside)

Fact: Taylor Swift is "made from the finest corn, sunshine, glitter and tulle in all of America." (MTV Buzzworthy)