Here's a funny way to get your rocks off, ladies: Drop a scorpion in your underdrawers. If it works for the Duff ... (Yeeeah!)

Corey Haim continues his earth-shattering resurgence, closing in on Travolta-like comeback. (Seriously? OMG! WTF!)

Josh Kelley serenades Rainbow Killer with this gem, “Cheers to you honey, because you look so money.” *Swoon* (Celebitchy)

Mischa Barton continues to evade prison, food. (The Blemish)

So, "The Office" is launching a spin-off, but no details have been given. Care to speculate? (Offsprung)

Woody Harrelson: Show us your ass! (The Rad Report)

A killer profile of Jack McBrayer ... or, more commonly known as "Kenneth the Page." (NYTimes)

A Bill and Ted's remake? Say it ain't so. (Pajiba)

Bravo's flagship program, "Project Runway," is jumping ship, fleeing to the LIfetime network. (Celebwarship)